Just a few dudes playin with their wood, tolkein bout butts.
Ryan Daisy first rose to power as the drummer/vocalist of Pak Boules. His violent upbringing in the war-torn nation of East Taylorica destined him for incarceration at the Short Street minimum security educational facility in East Lansing, Michigan. There, he met Terry Wilhelm, a space monkey and fellow captive from the sixth dimension. They built a still in their cell-mate's butt, allowing them to brew a devastating grog best known as the dirty palmer. They ate pizza. Lots of pizza.. Specifically, bag pizza. After a few years their farts got really gross and they were paroled, going their separate ways. Little did he know, they’d only just begun…
Pizza Farts
James Bobcik arrived on this planet six thousand years ago. He dicked around for quite a bit, got some degrees, took human form at MSU, then learned the ways of the mentat at LSU. After the flow of spice stopped, his journey brought him back to the murder mitten, where he met a peculiar fellow named Daisy. James is probably not a lizard person.
While wielding his signature guitar he gains +2 sparkle at the cost of 1 string per turn. Once per encounter he may use his Saxanade ability.
P I Z Z A F A R T S
A mutual connection to the astral plane guides the band on their quest to found a city on rock and/or roll. And pizza farts.
Terry Wilhelm was developed during the cold war as an ear decongestant and is no longer recommended for human use due to side effects including: dry mouth, red eyes, sneezing, coughing, giggling, and an uncontrollable urge. Please report any instances of whammy abuse to your local boomer.
pizza farts